FRIDAY
"Have you got any homework?"
"Yes, some history, maths and geography. And I've got to revise for my French test on Monday. I'll revise in bed on Sunday"
SUNDAY
"How's the homework coming along?"
"I finished it all Saturday morning"
"Brilliant. That's good...so just the French to revise then?"
"Yeah, I'll do that in bed"
"Erm yes, if you're sure"
MONDAY AM
"Have a great day at school. Good luck with the French test"
"See you later"
MONDAY PM
"How was school?"
"Yeah, fine. All good"
"How did the French test go?"
"I have to do it on Friday with the people who have to retake it."
"Ummm. Erm. Why?"
"Well that's what I was told"
"So why do you have to do it with the people who are retaking it?"
"Because that's on Friday and I'll do it with them."
"But I thought you were doing it today?"
"No. Friday"
"Why are you doing it on Friday and not today?"
"Because that's when the people who are retaking it are doing it"
"So you're retaking it?"
"No I'm doing it with the people on Friday who are re-taking"
"But why didn't you do it today?"
"We don't have French on a Monday"
"But you said you had to revise on Sunday for the test on Monday"
"Yes but we don't have French on Monday. So I'm taking it on Friday with the people who are retaking it"
"When was the test then?"
"Friday"
"Ths Friday? I thought you said only the people retaking it were doing it on Friday"
"No Friday."
"You mean last Friday?"
"Yesssssssssssssssss"
"Well why didn't you do it on Friday?"
"I was at guitar practice. I have to do it when everyone who is retaking it does it. ON FRIDAY"
"Oh right"
*Bangs head repeatedly on wall*
