Overheard telephone conversation

In a very rough,run down industrial estate, just next to where the 2012 stadium is being built. In heavy East-End accent

"Hi Simon. Got a mate doing some property developing in Romania with a bloke called John (deleted for fear of legal or other retribution). You know - the cigarette family. Anyway, he's gone off with £5.7 million of my mate's money. Can't get hold of him anywhere. We think he's got a place in Monte Carlo. Do you have anyone down there that could sort it out. You do? Great. Let me know."

I must stop going to these places.