Friday 16 January 2009

Overheard telephone conversation

In a very rough,run down industrial estate, just next to where the 2012 stadium is being built. In heavy East-End accent

"Hi Simon. Got a mate doing some property developing in Romania with a bloke called John (deleted for fear of legal or other retribution). You know - the cigarette family. Anyway, he's gone off with £5.7 million of my mate's money. Can't get hold of him anywhere. We think he's got a place in Monte Carlo. Do you have anyone down there that could sort it out. You do? Great. Let me know."

I must stop going to these places.


  1. Press releases and now this ?

    You have way too much excitement in your life !

  2. They obviously know a man who can! Say no more!

  3. Don't tell me you're filming the next series of Ashes to Ashes! Which part do you play?


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