Babies are useless aren't they?

New baby made his third trip to the office today, and to be perfectly honest, if he doesn't shape up, he'll have to ship out.  It was his second (month) birthday, and in he trundled, not in his birthday suit, but in fact in his designer babywear.  He didn't do much.  To be honest, he simply smiled and gurgled at the women, and then went off to sleep.  They were distracted, so their productivity levels were hopeless.  He didn't even make the tea, nor even offer to wash up.  Time to pull his socks up...if he had any....