I can't believe we allow any damned foreigner to come into the country, steal our jobs, our food, our houses....and our women. It's a disgrace. They're just slackers. I'd put them all back on a leaky boat to where they come from.
Anyway, here's a picture that's currently being used by the Tirolean Tourist Board to promote the region. The skier on the right is McFred. What a fine lad...and how adventurous of him to have got a job in Austria last year, found somewhere to live whilst he romanced the local girls and enjoyed the local cuisine.