Look who's talking

"Did you speak to your Grandma in Wales last week?"
"Yes"
"Is there anything you should've mentioned?"
"Erm, no"
"What about your sister's grandfather?"
"Oh yes, he died"
"Right. Anything else?"
"No"
"What about your Uncle?"
"No"
"He was rushed into hospital by ambulance for severe internal bleeding"
"But you haven't been getting on very well with them."
"Oh. Anything else?"
"No"
"What about the scarf they sent for Christmas?"
"Oh yes. It was meant for you. But I'm sure it had my name on it. So I've been wearing it."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!