In a very rough,run down industrial estate, just next to where the 2012 stadium is being built. In heavy East-End accent
"Hi Simon. Got a mate doing some property developing in Romania with a bloke called John (deleted for fear of legal or other retribution). You know - the cigarette family. Anyway, he's gone off with £5.7 million of my mate's money. Can't get hold of him anywhere. We think he's got a place in Monte Carlo. Do you have anyone down there that could sort it out. You do? Great. Let me know."
I must stop going to these places.
Press releases and now this ?
ReplyDeleteYou have way too much excitement in your life !
They obviously know a man who can! Say no more!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me you're filming the next series of Ashes to Ashes! Which part do you play?
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